CRASH MY NET FRIDAY

Oh noes.
Ladies, please, try to subdue your screams if you're in public.
And, if you listen to The Hockey Junkies (and you should), we might have some trouble with middle aged men trying to break down doors to get to this post.
Because, well, it's time for. . .

KRIS LETANG CAN CRASH MY NET

[gratuitous photo in menswear]
Suffice it to say, Letang has been doing little things all season that make him a very, very threatening defenseman. He has improved at both ends of the ice. He'll make people forget Dan Boyle's name.
Since Sunday:
2 goals, +4
Beast.

BEST FEATURE

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hair
no other words necessary
(Obviously this is not a happy video. But you have to admit, after being scratched by Coach Danny Letang showed up more all business than ever before. We love you, Kris.)

LAST SURGE OF DESIRE

Letang turned Henrik Lundqvist into a a wet blanket.
Twice in one night, for that matter.
Rangers have sucked ever since, and even sucked a little before that.
They knew what was coming.

THE WHOLESOMENESS PART OF IT
Kris Letang is like the team whipping boy.
They play tons of practical jokes on him, mock his questioning nature, and he's always the one clearing the pucks out of the net at practice. It's like they never let him stop being the non-English-speaking rookie or something. In other words. . .the boy is obviously a total sweetheart. He's always at charity events, always laughing, always being very genuine and kind. You're an idiot if you don't want to hug him.

Tyler Kennedy = not an idiot.
Ponies for everyone.


Then again, Upshall is probably terrified. Word on the street is that it's why he had to flee to Arizona.

WHAT HAPPENS THE MORNING AFTER
I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE BREAKFAST WITH YOU. . .IF YOU WOULD REMIND ME. . .WHAT IS THIS BREAKFAST? DO I GET TO HAVE CUPCAKES?

CONVERSELY, WHO IS NOT EVEN ALLOWED NEAR OUR NETS

Mike Green and Alex Semin
Douchebag city.

Thanks for tuning in.
Tomorrow will soon come.