Our Lord and Savior Curry is starting tonight.
Backing him up will be:
Alexander Pechurski, signed to a one-game amateur tryout contract today.
Pechurski is from Magnitogorsk. Solid.
And we all know. . .
Curry is solid.
CALL TO ARMS
Make a John Curry Blingee and e-mail it to puckhuffers@gmail.com before puck drop tonight in Vancouver.
SUBJECT LINE MUST READ "CROSS YOURSELF AND PRAY TO CURRY"
Feel free to play off of Curry vs. Luongo themes.
Winner will be awarded something special, probably early 90's hockey cards or some shit. Previous contest winners can attest, however, that PH mailings are of epic proportions and are desirable by all.
(We realize we never followed through on our keychain contest because our lives fell apart so this should be our chance at redemption. Please indulge us.)
YOU HAVE LESS THAN SIX HOURS, GET THE FUCK TO IT.
GO PENS.
Saturday, January 16, 2010
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3 comments:
Fuck yes. Blingee contest.
In Curry we trust.
When will you be posting the submissions?
BAHAHA I love that he's blocking a shot from Chris Borkbork hahahahaa
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