Sharks advance despite all odds. We're ecstatic for the boys and hope that they kick ass all the way to the finals, where they will respectfully duck out to the Pens.
The Habs force a game seven. Can you imagine if they knocked out the Caps in the first round? Can you IMAGINE?We're having dizzy fantasies about Ovie crying on the ice.
Fever dreams of Semin laying face down on a pile of dirty breezers.
Please, Curry, let it all be realized.
Boston sent the Sabres packing.We're pretty eh about it.
The Hawks are up one over Nashville right now, for the series win. If the Preds win they force a game seven. As we wait for the results of round one to keep rolling on in, we're having fun messing around with Blingees, playing Marry, Fuck, or Kill, and imagining how hockey players would react in certain social situations.
How would Jordan Staal handle career day at an elementary school?
What would Max Talbot do if a party ran out of cocktail shrimp before he got some?
Would Brooks Orpik jump from the swings or drag his feet to a slow and secure stop?
We're also carefully monitoring the slow growth of our surrogate playoff beard.
Meet Jon. He is an honorary Penguins fan.
When Jon had to decide between PH staff not shaving their legs for the entirety of the playoffs and growing a beard on our behalf, he made some wise executive decisions. He knows enough about hockey that we feel comfortable letting our beard grow on his face. If you ask him how Varlamov feels about American women or why Hurricanes fans hate Brooks Orpik, he can let you know, and he's learning more every day.
He also has pretty impressive bed head.
Let us know what you're up to.
Oh, and do feel free to share your beards, surrogate or otherwise.
