this shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Zoe and I are TOGETHER.
We are in Philadelphia. In the flesh.
Kim invited everyone into her hockey-infested home and they are now drinking heavily over the novel Twilight. At least that was the aim. Apparently now everyone is just drinking heavily.
We read like three passages from Twilight and everyone got shitfaced so who even knows what's really going on right now.
The Intern did a fantastic job with the closing ceremonies. She has been marvelous this entire season.
Let's all give her a round of applause.

One of the girls we're at this party with is in the same major as Kim.
She also has a terrible addiction to Rico Fata. And as it turns out, the Pensblog has several times posted this picture of her with him:
So, for the record, this is our friend Jenny (age 11). Go her!
The Fata sexin' was imminent.

We just discussed how we are at the Finer Things Club.
This desk is covered in vodka and Early Times.
Like this jug of Early Times is enormous.

Thanks for reading everyone!
GO PENS.